"My election platform was to build a giant robot sawblade that would cut Canada off at the top and then attach it to Australia so they wouldn't bother us anymore! My vice president.Cut to the D-Day scene of Saving Private Ryan, showing what it should look like, as well as a caption saying that "this is what should happen to them". "Afternoon Delight" starts up to accompany this scene, until Spoony points out that this is not war at all. They are on a cruise liner, looking optimistic, and when they land, nothing happens. The main characters are soldiers, approaching a beach for a battle in a war.One of the comments about that segment: " Since the invention of juvenile humor, there have been 5 video game naming gags that have been the most inventive, the most hilarious."'As A Whore walks around, she learns more Anal tricks.' And I think we all know that's true." Naming Rinoa "A Whore" and her dog "Anal".and who else should it be but Squall, played by Spoony himself! The last part of the Final Fantasy VIII review has Dr.I just hope I don't run into fucking Zell." (Runs into Zell) "D'OH!" "I better get back to my dorm, take a cold shower and post something emo on MySpace."Quistis' boobies, Quistis' boobies, Squall is get-ting laid to-night! Whips and chains and kinky leather.".The Wayne's World reference and the Nelly over the prom dance.Seifer entering to the Imperial March with the comment: "Yeah, I think Seifer might be evil.".And the end of Part 9 of the Final Fantasy VIII review: STOP HITTING BUTTONS YOU CRAZY BITCH! YOU'LL KILL US ALL!!."For those of you who can't speak latin, the, uh, the chorus is saying " Real gay, real gay, sissy gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, sissy gay, gay, buttsex, Astro-glide, gloryhole, baaaaaaaaalls! TEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAABAAAAAAAAAG! Schlong!"".If you want funny, there's Spoony's "review" of Final Fantasy VIII, where he not only abuses the Naming Feature, sets the mechanical spider boss to Will Smith's song Wild Wild West (amongst other acts of obliterating the game), but so despises the game (and, admittedly, has so much other work to do) that it took him years to complete. ![]() For Spoony's Counter Monkey series, go here.
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